
-So, here it is, my list of rants O the day-
1- Dropping your toast, butter side down. (Or either side down on my kitchen floor.)
2- Poking a sharp stick in your eye.
3- Knowing you HAVE to get up when your house is freezing
and you are snuggly in the covers.
4- People talking on the phone and driving like ass.
5- Too much suspense! (It kills me :-)
6- Waking up one day to realize your metabolism
changed when you weren't looking.
7- Figuring out that #6 actually happened months ago and now, you are obese.
8- Tummy aches... or aches of any kind, really.
8- You think about the fact that the moment you are in now, will be a memory soon.
9- The economy tanks
10-You're startled at 4am by the 3 legged kitty, roaming the halls like the ghost of Captn Ahab.
11-The bad guys seem to be winning in the movie of choice... or worse, in life.
12-Everyone in the house including the fish want your attention at the same time.
13-Mean people.
14-Another sharp stick in the other eye.
15-A moral dilemma
16-Being pulled over when there are a million people who deserve it more!
17-The site of a cop, even when you're on foot, makes you slow down immediately.
18-Realizing that #17 just happened and wondering what the HELL is wrong with you!
19-Network TV
20-You realize exactly why your parents uttered that egotistical phrase:"Because I said so!"
Rant over.
Thanks for dropping in.
8 comments:
I agree with all of that. Beautiful ranting!
Thank you. I can only aspire to the ranting abilities of my ancestors. I've still got a ways to go. I'll get there.
Actually, I thought the ranting was comparatively restrained. I couldn't have ranted about politics, cops, tv getting fat, and Captain Ahab without at least one "this is f***ing bulls**t" in there. I suspect that underneath it all you may be more civilized than I. Hooda thunkit?
Thank you ZG. You do flatter an ole girl. Who's Hooda?
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I want to put my finger in his mouth!
DTG!!!
Thanks for dropping by.
Yea, that is some pie hole!
Talk soon,
pf
It's not a pie hole, it's a soup hole!
Ok, you got me there. Too funny!
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