Quotes of the day

And these are just the ones I can remember....

"You don't get to make any more rules!"

"I have to eat my boogies, they are my gum."

"Please take those panties off your head and put them back!"

"Your keys must have something living in them, they keep jumping around."


"You can't just take your pants down and pee wherever you want to..!"
        "Why not, Daddy does."

"When I grow up I'm gonna be a pilot.  Daddy's gonna be my co-pilot"