And these are just the ones I can remember....
"You don't get to make any more rules!"
"I have to eat my boogies, they are my gum."
"Please take those panties off your head and put them back!"
"Your keys must have something living in them, they keep jumping around."
"You can't just take your pants down and pee wherever you want to..!"
"Why not, Daddy does."
"When I grow up I'm gonna be a pilot. Daddy's gonna be my co-pilot"
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That boy. Oh. That boy.
yepper.
Do you have a little boy? OMG did he really say these things? WHAT A HOOT! lmao 'out of the mouths of babes'.
See, this is the blog post you print out and show to his date on prom night. ;p
Hey Jojo!!
Great to see you!
Yea, I have a 4 year old who is very precocious. He is a real hoot. At times the things he says are totally cosmic. (Not this time.. :-)
He's usually pretty well behaved, but man, when he has his days, boy howdy!
Good idea about saving this one. It's going in the blackmail diary!
Have a great weekend.
Peace,
pf
I told my hubby about the Happy Booby Dance and he couldn't stop laughing. He couldn't believe that a 4 y/o came up w/ that all by himself!
Hey Jojo... yea, I know all kids are great, but this kid is so gifted it is scary sometimes.
When I heard him say it, I could hardly believe it either.... oddly, I saw some recent episode of some kiddy program and somebody was doing a "Dance of joy" (Not boobies!) So, I think he improvised... still funny, but slightly less disturbing from the parent side!
ciao bella!
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