Latest Harleyism faves

Questions or comments without segues:

"Believe in yourself Mom. I do it, and it works for me!"

"Is Jupiter in our solar system?"

"I have a pet shark that lives in my leg.  When I eat, he gets some of the food".

"I'm hungrier than starving is"

"I like to eat my boogies.  YUM!"

"Mom!  Come quick, I hear Elvis!!"

"Every morning when I wake up, I have to pee.  What's up with that?"

"I'm going CRAZY on this pizza!"

"I love you bigger than outer space is".

Today's award winning Harleyism

"Tap your willie and hug the wall!"

(Where does he get this stuff??)

My impish little friend

How does a baby get into the mommy's belly?

Why can't I pee in the bushes?  (At an FSU track meet)

Why can't I have candy at bedtime?

How big is outer space?

Is it tomorrow yet?

When will it be tomorrow?

When will it be my birthday again?