That's the way that the world goes round...

I know a guy, he's gotta lot to lose,
He's a pretty nice fella, kinda confused,
Got muscles in his head, ain't never been used,
Thinks he owns half of this town

He starts drinking heavy,
Gets a big red nose,
Beats his ole lady with a rubber hose,
Takes her out to dinner, buys her new clothes
That's the way that the world goes round.

That's the way that the world goes round,
You're up one day, the next you're down,
It's a half an inch a water and ya think you're gonna drown,
That's the way that the world goes round, that's the way that the world goes round.

I was sittin' in the bathtub, countin' my toes,
When the radiator broke, the water all froze,
I was stuck in the ice, without my clothes,
Naked as the eyes of a clown
I was cryin ice cubes, hopin' I'd I'd croak,
When the come through the window, the ice all broke,
I stood up and laughed, thought it was a joke,
That's the way that the world goes round.

That's the way that the world goes round,

You're up one day, the next you're down,

It's a half an inch a water and ya think you're gonna drown,

That's the way that the world goes round, that's the way that the world goes round.

(The Happy Enchilada's a bonus)